Beer Today Scone Tomorrow

Post by Gerry McDonnell

Alcohol is without doubt awesome, but it can frequently be abused. Previously this week, the wife was rushed to hospital right after a Buckfast frenzy. I say rushed, but the ambulance took a disgraceful 35 minutes to arrive I’d have driven myself if it was not a Champions League night time. The wife is now in the ‘Soccer AM’ position, she’s relying on tubes to endure.

It is not all been good news this week although I’m truly struggling to uncover a appeal bet in the match among Arsenal and West Ham. If a gun was positioned to my head i’d propose a win for Arsenal at 1/2. If a gun was put to the wife’s head i’d say that I by no means negotiate with terrorists.

Obtaining a winner in the Reading through v Liverpool match is a far easier proposition. The arrival of Mascherano has added true steel to the Scouse armoury I’m nicking the evens for a Liverpool win.

David James has had a lot of critics above the decades and I’m afraid I have to as soon as again query his decision making. The Pompey keeper is sporting the campest beard given that Wayne Rooney’s minor ginger work earlier in the season. The Manchester United train to titleville is stopping off at Portsmouth I’m boarding at eight/15.

Talking of a small ginger energy, I’ve observed worse investments than the three/one for Paul Scholes obtaining the net at any time. Sir Alex believes that the refreshed day-sleeper holds the key to United winning the title I refuse to argue with the vastly experienced Sweaty.

Newcastle United ought to consider a leaf out of Wayne Rooney’s guide the Geordies can’t acquire a consequence at the minute. The Toon Army are winless and goalless in their final 4 league matches Sheffield United can snatch a draw at a game 23/ten.

Life has been far from a picnic for Frank Lampard in recent weeks. The Chelsea goal machine has been attacked by a crazed supporter and dropped by England soon after fracturing a bone in his wrist. Now to add insult to injury, he looks a little bit like Eric Cartman. Chelsea are 4/9 to beat Tottenham, sweet.

Big Frank was understandably devastated with the news that Arjen Robben will skip the rest of the season by means of injury. Superman has Lois Lane, Spiderman seems to Aunt May and Fatman requirements Robben. Drogba can open the scoring at a heroic four/one.

Earlier this period, the Boro have been a great deal like me when I was an altar boy they identified on their own in all sorts of trouble at the Vicarage. Watford cruised to a two- win on residence territory Boro can acquire revenge at eight/11.

Emile Mpenza deserves lots of credit. The Belgian striker has not only saved the Psycho from the sack he’s also created us all realise that you can be a top quality footballer and nonetheless be named ‘Emile’. I’m producing a meal of the nine/4 for a draw among Town and the improving Charlton.

Chris Coleman was shocked to discover that his spouse had planted a listening device in his motor. The Fulham manager has it straightforward my spouse has been bugging me for 6 decades. Everton can choose up the points against the Cottagers at 8/11.

Robbie Savage’s ongoing recovery from a broken leg has pleased the Blackburn board. The reality that the blonde bombshell is nearing a return is secondary they just want the caravan eliminated from the car park. Aston Villa will depart Ewood Park with a level at an immovable 9/4.

The wife is the most good individual I know she says ‘yes’ more than the guy from Del Monte. Is Wigan v Bolton a stick on draw at nine/4? I as well should solution in the affirmative.

I rarely stray away from the gorgeous game, but a couple of exceptional betting possibilities have presented by themselves additional afield. Joe Calzaghe will annihilate Peter Manfredo in the boxing and the beefy Cambridge crew will see off the lightweight Oxford in the rowing. The 8/thirteen double reminds me of the spouse it really is a slapper with a dodgy boat race.

Middlesbrough, Liverpool, Gentleman Utd and a Blackburn draw type a fifteen/1 weekend accer that is so angelic, it really is manufactured me realise how significantly I’d skip the wife if she failed to recover. She does make a cracking scone.

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Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.